today I got eaten up by a chaosian person and a living
meatball

they ate me up with ketchup

THE GREAT LOYALTY SPOTCHECK MASSACRE OF 2009

today, the little kiddies of 2LY were sitting happily at their seats copying notes into their Charisma journals when suddenly a voice boomed out, "ALL STAND UP HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACKS OR I WILL GET ANGRY AND EAT YOU UP"

It was no other than the Living Meatball and SuperBoring! The little kiddies gasped as the creepy Meatball walked around the class inspecting them with a pedophilic grin on his wobbly jowls.

Soon, about 21 kiddies were called out for...dun dun dun DUN! their day of judgement. By no means were Living Meatball or SuperBoring deities, but they were of the Discipline Comm. -.-

Boring Meatball Inc forced the 21 kiddies to pull up their SOCKS, cut their NAILS and pin up their FRINGES.

Unlike the female kiddies, the male kiddies were not left alone. Two of the male kiddies, Krunchy and Dodobird had their hair cut by the RAZOR OF DOOOOOM! Some students were caught for stupid reasons, like Beeman. He was caught for drawing on his arm! Oh my horrors! His arm!

Soon, the Rice-Principal came along. She took care of the Rice that communist china cch grew. The Rice-Principal was taking a break from slapping away leeches and growing rice. She scrutinised the little kiddies carefully before letting them go. But they all died because the rice she grew was simply disgusting. Oops.

That afternoon, the Living Meatball bought food from the Vegetarian Stall and Breadmonster laughed, because it was ironical. <3>

THE END


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...yeah, right. :/